News from the Vatican that Jorge Mario Bergoglio has been elected as the new Pope.
So now we have a sort of Super-Mario-Brothers papacy. I was going to take the piss out of it, but then a picture paints a thousand words...
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He's already started on the Falklands, claiming them for Argentina. My suspicion is he wants an 'out of the way' colony where his paedophiliac followers can shag their way through the disturbed children of the South Americas. Once a Catholic priest, always a pervert (I'm speaking as an athiest who thinks the rest of the religious nutters are just as bad).
I got attacked at my Thursday bridge club this morning for being disrespectful to the Holy Father. I replied that I thought respect had to be earned.
I was accused of not being a 'churchgoer' as if this was a dirty word. I replied what makes you say that? and was told it was obvious from my attitude.
If there's two things I can't stand it's religious intolerance and churchgoers.
"If there's two things I can't stand it's religious intolerance and churchgoers."
:)
"Christianity will go. It will vanish and shrink. I needn't argue with that; I'm right and I will be proved right. We're more popular than Jesus now; I don't know which will go first — rock and roll or Christianity. Jesus was all right, but his disciples were thick and ordinary. It's them twisting it that ruins it for me."
Lennon might have been a cunt, but on occasions he was a cunt who has been proven right! Ditto Enoch Powell and Winston Churchill.
Rock 'n' Roll will definitely outlive christianity - except in places like East Anglia where you get pilloried by the Anglicans for criticising the new Pope and you're not allowed to play anything other than classical music if you're over 25. Weird or what?...
Chas C, Going to church makes you a Christian just as much as putting a dog in a stable makes it a horse.
I also understand Pope Francis I has only one lung. This means he may not be able to give long, powerful sermons, but at least the choirboys can outrun him! Must admit not my joke but worthy of passing on.
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He's already started on the Falklands, claiming them for Argentina. My suspicion is he wants an 'out of the way' colony where his paedophiliac followers can shag their way through the disturbed children of the South Americas. Once a Catholic priest, always a pervert (I'm speaking as an athiest who thinks the rest of the religious nutters are just as bad).
I got attacked at my Thursday bridge club this morning for being disrespectful to the Holy Father. I replied that I thought respect had to be earned.
I was accused of not being a 'churchgoer' as if this was a dirty word. I replied what makes you say that? and was told it was obvious from my attitude.
If there's two things I can't stand it's religious intolerance and churchgoers.
"If there's two things I can't stand it's religious intolerance and churchgoers."
:)
"Christianity will go. It will vanish and shrink. I needn't argue with that; I'm right and I will be proved right. We're more popular than Jesus now; I don't know which will go first — rock and roll or Christianity. Jesus was all right, but his disciples were thick and ordinary. It's them twisting it that ruins it for me."
J.Lennon. He's still right.
Lennon might have been a cunt, but on occasions he was a cunt who has been proven right! Ditto Enoch Powell and Winston Churchill.
Rock 'n' Roll will definitely outlive christianity - except in places like East Anglia where you get pilloried by the Anglicans for criticising the new Pope and you're not allowed to play anything other than classical music if you're over 25. Weird or what?...
Chas C,
Going to church makes you a Christian just as much as putting a dog in a stable makes it a horse.
I also understand Pope Francis I has only one lung. This means he may not be able to give long, powerful sermons, but at least the choirboys can outrun him! Must admit not my joke but worthy of passing on.
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