Now don't get me wrong - I'm no prude. I'm as broadminded as most people and most likely more broadminded than many but there's one thing about porn that really gets to me. It's really, really boring!
After all, porn isn't new. The ancients used to like watching live sex and having orgies. The old greeks were very fond of statues with enormous cocks. Before we had dirty magazines there were great artists producing erotic images that are considered masterpieces. And the Victorians? Well...
But the internet has spoilt it all. I grew up in a world where the mens mags were on the top shelf and all the women had blurred crotches. FFS, when I were a wee lad and we got hold of a Harrison Marks nudie book we used to wonder why they airbrushed out the ladies' willies! Really.
It was the mystery and the forbidden nature of the fruit that made it so appealing. With the internet, that's all gone. There's only so many times you can watch some woman being porked before you've seen it all and you just fall asleep. Boring. In more ways than one.
Boring....boring...boring...boring...boring...zzzzzzzzz!
See. Told you so!
Thankfully P is also for... Pirate Bay. They keep trying to ban it, but it's a popular as every. And thanks to PB at least you get something to listen too while you're get bored with all that bloody porn!
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