Tuesday, 15 January 2013

Der Fuhrer has spoken!


"Now, mein little Englander leiblings, you vill listen to zer mighty vords of visdom zat your Fuhrer is to impart upon you!

Wot is all zis nonsense about your pathetic leader Cameron-sweine coming to dictate to us vot you vill not or vill not put vith? Zis is not a subject for debate! Vot do you think zis Fourth Reich is? Some sort of democracy?!?

You tell us zat England vill leave zer Reich if you do not get your own vay - but zis vill not happen! Ve cannot allow some pathetic little island off zer mainland to blackmail us, the mighty greater German empire. It vill be economic suicide for you to do zis! You vill stand alone like you did in 1941, but zis time the blitzkreig vill be economic and you vill fall to your knees before me!!

Ve vill crush you vizout mercy and replace Cameron-sweine with a more suitable leader as ve have done in Greece. Heseltine is vaiting in zer vings for his chance! Heseltine is a man of vision - a man of zer Reich! He vill lead you down zer path of righteousness! Heil Heseltine!

All heil zer thousand year Reich! Heil Me! Seig heil!!...

Now you vill excuse me vhile I lie down for a vhile in ein dark room..."

3 comments:

  1. Robert the Biker15 January 2013 08:58

    I think SS Angela has perhaps forgotten how the last little spat we had ended up!
    Also, economic war? Don't make me laugh! How many cars did Mercedes, BMW, VAG (Volkswagen/Audi) sell here last year? How many MAN or Mercedes trucks? How many BMW motorbikes? Perhaps Herr Fuckwit would like to calculate the effect on the German economy if that figure was zero.

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  2. Unfortunately there are more than enough dickheads in this country to keep BMW and Audi very nicely in profit thank you very much!

    I have a Honda. Built in Swindon. It was a near to British as I could get...

    As regards the last little spat, seems the French have been only to quick to forget who dug them out of the Third Reich crapper.

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  3. Robert the Biker15 January 2013 10:38

    I was thinking more of a tit for tat trade embargo where NO German vehicles came through the ports; that would hurt them FAR more than us.
    As to the Fwench, they will NEVER forgive us for rescueing them, twice, from German militarism.

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