Prison

I recently spent a week in student accomodation on a tour of North Wales. I wasn't as good as the picture above.

However, the picture above is a prison cell.

This led me to reflect on some differences that a friend sent me recently regarding the differences between prison and the office. Here's what he said :

Prison		Work
You spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell		You spend the majority of your time in a 6X6 cubicle
You get three meals a day fully paid for		You get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it
You get time off for good behavior		You get more work for good behavior
The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you		You must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself
You can watch TV and play games		You could get fired for watching TV and playing games
You get your own toilet		You have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat
They allow your family and friends to visit		You aren't even supposed to speak to your family
All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required		You get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners
You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out		You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars

Think about it. It's all true.

Now get on with your work. You're not paid to read blogs...