Sunday, 13 May 2012

Nuwaubianism


Our search for the world's wackiest religion continues this week with Nuwaubianism....

Nuwaubianism is a religious organization founded and led by Malachi (Dwight) York - pictured above. His ministry began in the late 1960s, from 1967 preaching to the Nubians (viz. African Americans) in Brooklyn, and he founded numerous esoteric or quasi-religious fraternal orders under various names during the 1970s and 1980s, at first centered around pseudo-Islamic themes, later moving to a loose Ancient Egypt theme, eclectically mixing ideas taken from black nationalism, cryptozoological and UFO religions and popular conspiracy theory.

York published some 450 booklets (dubbed "scrolls") under numerous pseudonyms. During the late 1990s, he styled himself a messianic founder-prophet of his movement, sometimes claiming divine status or extraterrestrial origin, appearing on his Savior's Day celebrations at Tama-Re, the Nuwaubian headquarters, now demolished.

In 1996, under the name "Nayya: Malachi Zodok York-El" he published The Holy Tablets (a.k.a. the "Nuwaubian Bible"), for which he claims divine inspiration, and in which he styles himself as a messiah figure, expounding a UFO religion surrounding the "planet Rizq", according to which himself as well as pharaoh Ramesses II were extraterrestrials.

Some of York’s followers considered him to be a living god, but he has suggested that he is merely channeling the divine through various personalities. He has also identified himself as Al-Khidr (“the green one”) and as Melchizedek (who York says is also the archangel Michael).

In Nuwaubian mythology, Leviathan is a god associated with the Moon, sex, and spirit — also known as Lucifer, Sin, Set, Thoth, Siva, Hermes, Poseidon and the biblical serpent. Nuwaubians believe that the Spell of Leviathan was cast by the devil thousands of years ago to hypnotize Black people into “spiritual ignorance and racial indifference” through such media as the Bible and certain elements of popular culture.

York has claimed to be an extraterrestrial master teacher from the planet Rizq. He wrote, “We have been coming to this planet before it had your life form on it.… My incarnation as an Ilah Mutajassid or Avatara was originally in the year 1945 A.D. In order to get here I travelled by one of the smaller passenger crafts called SHAM out of a Motherplane called MERKABAH or NIBIRU” which will launch the Crystal City or New Jerusalem (see: Book of Revelation 21:2) to our solar system from its position in Orion.

A 40-year process of taking the 144,000 Chosen Few (see: Book of Revelation 14:1) — 12,000 each from the Twelve Tribes of Israel — into the Planet Craft NIBIRU began on 12 August 2003 and will end on 12 August 2043.

York told his followers that in 1952, grotesque extraterrestrial Andromedeans that resembled the Predator met with and frightened U.S. President Harry S. Truman. Other extraterrestrials have been trading with Earth since the Eisenhower administration, and are responsible for giving us technologies ranging from the polio vaccine to the hula hoop.

Earth is said to still be visited by extraterrestrials, some of which prey on human children. Currently, there are said to be over 70 different species of “Grey” and 16 different species of “Reptilians” on Earth. Human fetuses are said to go through Reptilian and Grey stages during their development (and if they are born prematurely, they will remain Reptilians or Greys).

Among the reasons why these things are not widely acknowledged, according to York, is that extraterrestrials plant ideas and images in the minds of the makers of Hollywood movies about extraterrestrials so that these fictional stories can be used to discredit people who know the truth

Here's just a few of York's beliefs :
  1. Saturn is not really a planet, but a gaseous ball adjacent to the actual planet, Titan, which is erroneously considered to be one of Saturn’s moons.
  2. The head and hat of Santa Claus are symbolic representations of Saturn, Titan, and Saturn’s rings
  3. The Pyramids of Egypt are, among other things, electromagnetic antennas that create standing columnar waves of tachyon energy to prevent the wobbling of the Earth.
  4. “The Koran called the Holy Qur’aan or the glorious Qur’aan as held in the hands of Muslims today is a product of Jewish scholars and the Catholic Church’s branch of the Jesuit priest under Pope Augustine.”
  5. The Earth is hollow and contains cities populated by different species of people, such as the Deros, the Teros, the Flugelrods, the Duwanis, the Dunakial, and the Anunnaqi. The legends of the Sumerians, Ancient Egyptians, Aztecs, Olmecs, Mayans, Hopi, and Hindus speak of these things (for instance, the story of the river Styx). Many of the chambers of the Egyptian pyramids lead to this subterranean world.
  6. Everyone is originally conceived as twins, but usually only one of the twins survives to be born.
  7. It is important to bury the afterbirth so that Satan does not use it to make a duplicate of the recently-born child. Furthermore, some aborted fetuses survive their abortion to live in the sewers, where they are being gathered and organized to take over the world.
  8. People were once symmetrical and ambidextrous, but then a meteorite struck Earth and tilted its axis causing handedness and shifting the heart off-center in the chest.
  9. Each of us has seven clones: Clones are in tune with each other unconsciously and linked etherically, which means anything that happens to you the cloned counterparts of you feels also.
  10. Women existed for many generations before they invented men through genetic manipulation.
  11. Homo sapiens is the result of cloning experiments that were done on Mars using Homo erectus
  12. “When the Earth shifts, babies will stop being born and that day will come soon. Babies are not really being born anymore. They are being cloned.”
  13. And some species of dinosaur, for instance the Tyrannosaurus Rex, evolved from extra-terrestrial greys.
  14. The pig was created by Imhotep and Zoser during the time of Abraham, by grafting cells from the dog, cat and rat together, and was designed to help dispose of leprous corpses.
  15. There is an underground road connecting New York and London. Furthermore, Alternative 3 is a fact, and Mars is being prepared for the evacuation of Earth’s intellectual and political elite.
  16. The Illuminati have nurtured a child, Satan's son, who was born on 6 June 1966 at the Dakota House on 72nd Street in New York to Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis of the Rothschild/Kennedy families. The Pope was present at the birth and performed necromantic ceremonies. The child was raised by former U.S. president Richard Nixon and now lives in Belgium, where it is hooked up bodily to a computer called “The Beast 3M” or “3666.
I might be wrong, but frankly he just might be mad as a hatter....

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3 comments:

  1. Captain Haddock13 May 2012 at 08:14

    "I might be wrong, but frankly he just might be mad as a hatter" ....

    No more nor less so than any other god-bothering, sky-pixie believing fucktard ..

    BTW .. What is it about ex sportsmen & religious fuckwittery ?

    First David Icke .. now Dwight York ..

    Is it the rubbing alcohol or the orange segments which sends 'em loopy ? ... ;)

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  2. Quite right, Cap'n. Almost as deranged as ol' Ratshiter...

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  3. If he has persuaded even one person to believe all that, then the man is a comic genius.

    Especially if he did it with a straight face.

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