Monday, 28 May 2012
The Dead Cunt Pool
I am delighted to announce that I have successfully defended my title of 'Dead Cunt Pool' champion that I last won when Gaddaffi kicked the bucket by successfully nominating the recently deceased Lockerbie bomber.
Megrahi was definitely a cunt of the first order even if you ignore the debate over whether he actually did it or not - something I suspect that we will never get to the bottom of.
Even if he didn't do it, then the man was still a cunt for taking the fall and only a terminally stupid, fanatical ideologist would do that at the end of the day, so the world is undoubtedly a better place without him.
For the next Dead Cunt Pool which you can access by clicking here, I am nailing my colours to the mast with an ex-Nazi cunt, Erich Priebke.
"Who the fuck is he?" I hear you asking. Well, Erich Priebke (born July 29, 1913) is a former Hauptsturmführer (Captain) in the Waffen SS. In 1996 he was convicted of war crimes in Italy, for participating in the massacre at the Ardeatine caves in Rome, on March 24, 1944. 335 Italian civilians were killed there in retaliation after a partisan attack had claimed the lives of 33 German soldiers (an SS military police battalion from South Tyrol). Priebke was one of those who was held responsible for this mass execution. After the defeat of Nazi Germany, he got help to flee to Argentina where he lived for over 50 years.
Definitely a cunt, and at the age of 99 quite possibly the next dead cunt!!
Incidentally, you can't have Robin Gibb because he's already dead - and anyway I'd argue that he was actually a cunt...