Saturday, 5 May 2012
Cats are really smart...
Four men were bragging about how smart their cats were.
The first man was an Engineer, the second man was an Accountant, the third man was a Chemist, and the fourth man was a Civil Servant.
To show off, the Engineer called his cat. "T-square, do your stuff," he said
T-square pranced over to the desk, took out some paper and pen and promptly drew a circle, a square,and a triangle. Everyone agreed that was pretty smart.
But the Accountant said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said "Spreadsheet, do your stuff."
Spreadsheet went out to the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 equal piles of three. Everyone agreed that was good.
But the Chemist said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said, "Measure, do your stuff."
Measure got up, walked to the fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured exactly 8 ounces without spilling a drop into the glass. Everyone agreed that was pretty good.
Then the three men turned to the Civil Servant and said, "What can your cat do?"
The Civil Servant called his cat and said, "Coffee Break, do your stuff."
Coffee Break jumped to his feet. He ate all the cookies, drank the milk, and crapped on the paper.
The he screwed the other three cats...
Claimed he injured his back while doing it...
Filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions...
Put in for compensation and went home for the rest of the day on sick leave.
And that's why everybody wants to be a Civil Servant!