Boo Hoo - Some Arsen-holes lost a football match!

Apparently, some Norf Lunnun blokes in a football team got beat by a load of wops.

Apparently, it was some sort of two game European competition thing and in the first leg, a team in Milan thrashed the useless buggers 4-0 as a result of which their manager, Arsehole Bender, has said that he thinks his team might get knocked out after losing the away match.

Judging by the knee jerk reactions from his contemporaries, he needs to be fired now 'cos this lot clearly need a new manager.

Apparently, one of their Belgian Lunnunners reckons that there's nuffin' to worry about and they can put it all right in the second leg. "It was a really bad result", he said. Bright buggers these Belgians! He went on to say "We need to give 100% in the second leg." No shit, Sherlock! Does that mean that for the paltry millions it cost to sign you, you don't normally give 100%? Anyway, it's a game of two 'arfs, innit?

Their Polish Lunnun goalkeeper reckons "We didn't have the best of games." Well, 4-0 would seem to confirm that. Arsehole reckons they were "caught by the balls over the top" which about says it all.

Perhaps Arsehole should consider getting a few British Lunnunners in his Norf Lunnun team 'cos his load of foreigners don't seem to be up to beating the other lots' foreigners.

So there you have it. The cuntsidered views of the players, the manager and pundits. Here's my considered view...

It's only a game and it doesn't matter - so who gives a fuck? Not me!