Wednesday, 25 January 2012
Getting rid of the old folk...
Let's face it, folks. Old people are just a bloody nuisance...
They block up the housing ladder by having the audacity to occupy houses that are far too big for them just because they can afford them and because they want to spend their hard earned money in any way they want! This is outrageous and the government is taking action to make them downsize.
And they are stopping our young people from getting jobs by carrying on working just because they can and because they need the money. They should be more considerate towards the upcoming generation!
Oh! I nearly forgot the health budget which is being destroyed sick people needing care in their old age. I mean, who do these people think they are! Just because they've paid in to the system all their lives doesn't give them the right to expect the benefits system and the NHS to pander to their every need in their dotage. It's scandalous!
Same with the pensions system. It's wasn't designed to pay out to the sort of ages these people are living to! Why can't they have the good grace to peg out when required?
We're rapidly heading towards a population in the UK of 70 million. There just isn't enough space and if these old people insist on going on living, then there simply won't be enough food to go around - never mind what we need to send over to Africa for the starving people there.
Thankfully, there is an answer which has been staring us in the face since the 1970s...Soylent Green!
And it's a win-win situation! The government can create thousands of new jobs by building a network of Euthanasia Centres for our old people, and food processing plants. It's not that outrageous! After all, there are thousands of old people in the UK who find life in tolerable due to poverty, crime, social decay, inner city deterioration, rising prices and loads of other factors.
Come on, you guys! You know life isn't worth living any more so get yourself down to the local Euthanasia Centre and end it all. We'll make good use of your body to feed the loved ones you leave behind.
You know it makes sense...