The politically correct amongst you should leave now, because I am about to talk sense.
All this bullshit about ethnic minorities in Midsomer Murders (give me strength!) got me thinking...
Who is the most discriminated against ethnic minority in this country?
Is it women? No, because we have laws against sex discrimination and are encouraged to positively discriminate in favour of women.
Is it the blacks? No, because we have laws against discrimination on the grounds of race.
Is it the disabled? No, because it is illegal to discriminate against disabled people and we are encouraged to have quotas for employing them.
Is it the Jews or Muslims? No, because it is illegal to discriminate on the grounds of religion.
Is it former offender? No, because the government wants us to help rehabilitate former prisoners.
Is it fat people? No, because if you are fat you will be given larger seats on planes and ambulances will be adapted to take your extra weight
Is it immigrants? No, because there are laws against discrimination on grounds of origin.
It's none of the above - So who is it then?
Well, I'll tell you who it is. It's me!
I am a slim, white, law abiding, able bodied, anglo saxon, CofE, male. I've got no fucking chance, because I have not one single solitary anti-discrimination law protecting me.
So what about me, Mr Cameron? Positive discrimination discriminates negatively against the other person!
Sammy Davis Jr. was once asked the secret of his success. He replied "I'm a one eyed black Jew. How could I fail?"
Too bloody true!