Farewell then, Steve Jobs

So

Farewell then

Steve Jobs.

You gave the world the iMac

And the iPhone

And the iPad

And the iPod

But now your iCamel

Has passed through the i

Of a needle

And God will get

A shiny new iThrone

Soon everyone in heaven will be wearing

White plastic earphones

And ignoring each other

Just like down here.

Frankly,

iDon't care...

E.J.Thribb

aged 13¾