Monday, 8 August 2011
A Tottenham rioter speaks out...
I mean, it's about time someone did sumfin' about wot's bin goin' on in Tottenham, init? I mean, you know, the police - I mean they're totally outa order in't they?
They're always pickin' on me and me gang. Just the uvver day I was walkin' down the street mindin me own business - I mean I weren't doing nuffing wrong and the old bill just picked on me for nuffin' just 'cos I was wearin' a hoodie and carryin' a sports bag. I mean, it's 'cos I's black, init?
And then they nicked me jus' 'cos I had a couple of kilos o' grass. I mean, a couple o' kilos for Chrisake. That's nuffin' - it's just for me personal use like! It's not like I was goin' sell it on or nuffin'! I mean, I wouldn't! And then they picked on me for me knife! I said to 'em, I said "Look - if you lived round 'ere and you wos carrying a couple of Ks in yer bag, you need a knife to protect yerself. It's common sense, init?"
Anyhow, I got me own back on Saturday when it all kicked off 'cos they shot that poor sod in the week. Way I heard it, they stitched 'im up. I mean fancy gunning the bloke down and then planting that gun on 'im to make it look like he was dangerous. I mean, even shooting that coppers radio to make it look like he was goin' for 'em! I mean, do they fink we're stupid or somefin' to fall for that one!!
I admit I done that supermarket while it was all goin' down but I mean that's fair enough. The capitalist bastards that own it deserve it. I mean the price they're chargin' for fags and booze these day, it just ain't right. They're bloody rippin' us off and anyhow they can afford to lose a bitta stock. I mean they're insured ain't they so it's not like it goin' to cost 'em nuffin' at the end of the day.
And anyhow it's about time the filth had a bit a bit o' stick, know wot I mean? I mean who do they fink they is telling us law abiding citizens wot we can and can't do? I mean, it ain't democratic is it?
I was a good crack and I reckon we should do it regular 'tho I 'spect it'll all die down, like, now the football's back and we got somewhere else to let off a bitta steam...
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6 comments:
Many a true word .. etc etc ..
Innit blud ?
Dem babylon can't be trusted man.
Respect I I.
Testify, bro!
Can't decide if a couple of these commenters are joining in the sarcasm or whether they are sad bastards who think this is a serious article?!?!?!?
Haha. Sarcastic as it may be, I wouldn't be at all shocked if this is very close to the truth in some peoples minds. These rioters sicken me, they need locking up, fast. Dunno if anyone saw that poor mugged student in london, or heard that rioter girls talking about their 'activities'.... Man, are the people of the UK REALLY that stupid?
Bring back the cane, bring in the army, reintroduce conscription... Reform times
Good satire needs an underlying truth. Unfortunately the riots prove that there are a lot of people in the UK that really are that stupid!
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