Sunday, 23 January 2011

Papal bull


Take a good look at the picture on the left. Apparently, this is what a Saint looks like...

On 1st May if all goes to schedule, Papa is going to beatify his predecessor, Pope John-Paul II.

Now, I am the first to admit that the last Pope was a great improvement on the bloody fool they have in the job at the moment, but is he a saint?

Well, according to the nonsense that the Catholics Church uses to decide on sainthood, the deceased person needs to have been responsible for a proven miracle in order to be beatified.

Luckily, the late John-Paul has already performed his first post death miracle :

The case involves the healing of a French religious sister from Parkinson’s disease. Sr. Marie Simon-Pierre was diagnosed with an aggressive form of the disease in 2001. Her order prayed to John Paul II after his death for help. After writing the Pope’s name on a piece of paper one night in June 2005, she reportedly awoke the next morning cured and was able to resume her work as a maternity nurse.
Conveniently, you will note that this miracle was performed within the confines of the church itself. The cynical amongst us would, of course, say that it would have been more convincing if it had been performed on ordinary Joe Public - but, then again, even Jesus didn't appear in public after the resurrection, so there must be a precedent there.

Even more conveniently, the beatification ceremony is expected to brings hundreds of thousands of believers to the Vatican - so good news for the coffers as well, then...

Never before has a Pope beatified his immediate predecessor. And the usual five year waiting period has been waived as well - although, of course, it is difficult to understand why a miracle is not allowed to happen for the first five years? Perhaps God has a probationary period in mind?

John-Paul's papacy was not, of course, without it's problems. He presided over a massive cover up of sex abuse by members of the priesthood during his 26 year reign. But this is OK with the church who say his life isn't a "score card" on how he administered things, but more of a recognition that he led a "saintly life" - whatever that means!

Yet again, God must be pissing himself laughing at the way 'his' church carries on and I suppose the biggest question to be answered about all this nonsense must be...

...at the end of the day, what does it matter anyway?

5 comments:

All Seeing Eye said...

How dare you say that the Catholic church, which would certainly have given away all its wealth to the poor if it wasn't for an obscure clause in the Book of Job, could be thinking of the money?

Or that Rent-A-Miracle had been anything else but evenhanded with this splendidly timed bit of calligraphic healing?

You're going to burn/rot in hell/have tridents stuck in you for eternity for this post.

Or something.

WV: deathis
Hoe spooky is that?

Dioclese said...

Well, I do like to hit a religious theme on a Sunday...

Talking of cashing in, I was just looking at an American site that is selling trips to the batification for $5,000 a hit.

All Seeing Eye said...

'Batification' is what happens to me most Friday nights in the pub.

Occasionally it's worth paying to watch, true, but maybe $5k is steep.

WV: strip

(honestly!)

That has occurred during tequila-heavy batification sessions too.

Dioclese said...

I need a new laptop - this one can't spell for toffee!

Captain Haddock said...

And there was me thinking that "Batification" was something which only happened to those who catch "The other Bus" .. Lol