Vote now for your personal favourites for the title Dioclese "Cunt of the Year 2010"
It's that time of the year again where we all get together to pat ourselves on the back! We've just had the Emmies, so I thought that to coincide with the BBC Sports Personality of the Year awards on 19th December, I'd launch my very own "Cunt of the Year" awards to coincide with theirs...
Here are the categories, together with my personal nominations :
Political CotY : Gordon Brown for bigotgate and the 2010 election campaign
UK CotY : Teresa Bystrum for being so fucking stupid she thought that Raoul Moat's funeral was better for her kids than Disneyland
International CotY : Herman van Rompuy for being an unelected string of piss and for being stupid enough to think anyone could actually run the EU.
Sporting CotY : Tiger Woods for crapping all over his wife in public and then being incapable of hitting a golf ball afterwards
Personal CotY : "John" in the next cabin on my Pacific cruise, for being a front seater, crashing bore, hypocrite, know-it-all and superior bastard all at the same time and also for coughing his guts up at all hours of the day and night for 31 fucking days solid! Definitely my personal 'Cunt of the Year'
Your personal CotY can be anyone, not just someone we might know but please tell us why. It'll make you feel so much better to get it off your chest!
Voting closes on Saturday, 18th December and results will be announced on the following day to coincide with the BBC's version.
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Your personal CotY can be anyone, not just someone we might know but please tell us why. It'll make you feel so much better to get it off your chest!
Voting closes on Saturday, 18th December and results will be announced on the following day to coincide with the BBC's version.
VOTE NOW by leaving a comment on any post. Please join in or I'll sulk...
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13 comments:
FYI, my link to you on my blogroll took me to
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i'll have to think about some of the awards but Herman is a certainty for International CotY.
Have you considered promoting CotY on ...isacunt.blog ?
Probably because I was messing arround trying to get the bit of code right with gives people the banner. Should be OK now! Oops, sorry.
Okey dokey, used your link.
Political CotY : Gordon Brown - all time cunt. Full stop. No arguing.
UK CotY : John Hirst. Total cunt.
International CotY : Obama. Muslim cunt.
Sporting CotY : That long-faced, scotch cunt Andy Murray, who wanted any team - except England - to win the World Cup. Cunt.
Personal CotY : My son-in-law. A politically-correct, pikey-loving, hoodie-hugging copper, who would nick his own Mother, Grandmother and kids if he could. Obnoxious, arrogant cunt.
Hey Dioclese,
Glad to see you made it back without getting beheaded or burned at the stake.
My personal vote would probably go to Ed Milliband for knifing his brother in the back to get the top job. But there are so...so... many others to choose from. We are really, all spoilt for choice.
No. It's got to be "call me Dave".
CotY UK for Harriet Harman as we are still bearing the costs of her activities to undermine Britishness and free speech. Cunt!
CotY special mention for Gordon Brown for his 'mistakes' )or mission) costing the cuntry a trillionty pounds and me over £150k in someone else's fuck up debt. Cunt!
CotY International to Van Rumpoy for being a commie fuckwit cunt who isn't even honest enough to admit the existence of the EUSSR. Cunt!
CotY Celebrity goes to every fucking celebrity who has remained silent instead of publicly condemning the fuckwits running the cuntry for treason and incomptetence. Total Cunts!
CotY Personal goes to meeeeeee! I can be a total cunt - but only when faced by cunts who need out-cunted! Cunt!
I went to 'ASK" and typed 'Is Tony Blair a lying cunt?' and got directed here, and while I would dearly love to see TB voted Cunt of The Year I'm tempted to propose the National Union of Students as Cunts of the Year; A) because their violence has sabotaged their cause and B) why should I as a taxpayer subsidise their personal education? At least it should put an end to stupid courses such as American Studies or Media Studies which, as we all know, are courses for the remedials. But my best vitriol has to vote the European Union as the Cunt of the Year, on the basis that it is everything the Nazis wanted; domination of nations, economic rape of their treasuries and the complete side-stepping of democracy amidst fraud by the upper echelons.
Late nomination for UKCotY
Cross posted from isacunt
Quick Draw McGraw said...
I have a nomination for cunt of the century. Step forward Aso Mohammed Ibrahim, an Iraqi Turd..err..Kurd. In case you don't know who he is, in 2003 Ibrahim, whilst driving without a licence and insurance after being banned for driving without a licence or insurance, knocked down 12 year old Amy Houston and left her to die under the wheels of his car.
Today, after a SEVEN year legal battle, TWO senior immigration judges rejected a final appeal by the UK Border Agency to have this piece of rat shit cunt deported back to Iraq. His lawyers claimed that to send to him back to Iraq would not only put him in danger, it would also breach HIS human right to a life and family life (since the murder he's had two children). This was despite Amy's father, Paul, writing an impassioned letter begging the court to deport Ibrahim. He wasn't allowed to address the court in person.
I should also point out that this motherfucking cunt called Ibrahim has a string of offences under his belt. These include driving offences, burglary, possession of drugs, theft and harassment.
So basically, these two judges (who in my opinion are cunts in silly wigs), have said a big FUCK YOU! to Mr Houston and his family and put the rights of a murdering Piece of festering shite foreign criminal, above those of an innocent 12 year old girl and her devastated family. And the British public is now in danger from a repeat offender, whose hobby is murdering young girls.
How the fuck can we call ourselves a civilised country, when the rights of a convicted foreign criminal cunt are put above the rights of a decent, hard working British family. It makes a mockery of justice. And what does Ibrahim have to say for himself?
'The incident when Amy died was an accident and should not stop me living in this country with my family'
He's also quoted as saying:
'I cannot go back to Iraq. Do you not watch the news? It's far too dangerous.'
You fucking what? You kill a 12 year old girl, and all you can fucking say is that it should not stop you from living in the UK? Not I'm truly sorry for what I've done? Not, Amy's face will haunt me forever. It's, she's dead, who cares? Life goes on. Well, mine does anyway. And it goes on in the UK, so fuck y'all.
Well, yes, it most definitely should stop you living in the UK. You've shown complete contempt for the UK and it's laws by continually breaking them. Worse still, you've shown nothing but contempt for Amy's family by thinking only of yourself, you worthless, cocksucking, ignorant cunt of a cunt's cunt. What about Amy's right to life and family life? Ibrahim stole both. Fuck you and fuck your family Ibrahim. You're a cunt who deserves to spend the rest of your fucking life living in terror. Back in Iraq.
For Politics you could take your pick of any of the Labour front bench, and Gordoom should be a shoo-in. But I'd like to nominate Nick Clegg. He was so happy being in permanent opposition and saying what the fuck he liked to anyone for a cheap vote that he signed up to every bandwagon - including opposing tuition fees.
How did that bit of grandstanding work out, eh? Cunt.
UK: Captain Hook himself, Abu Hamza. I wanted him for "International" but he's been given a free passport so that must make him a UK cunt.
Sports: David Beckham. How's that World Cup thingy coming along, Davey boy? Ralf Shumacher deserves an honourable mention for being an uber-cunt too.
International: Obama. After getting a good kicking at the polls his reaction was to think that he hasn't been lefty enough. Although getting away with being a Kenyan Muslim in the White House has been a blinder.
Personal: My ex wife. Is there a Decade version of this competition I can enter her for too?
Thanks to Banned and Quick Draw McGraw - I have forwarded this to Old Nick who has put him up for a burning. Also nominated Cameron for the chicken shit way he promissed Amy's father to deal with scum like this - and then didn't!
Whilst Huhne the philandering philanthropist (in his DECC role of giving so much of Taxpayers' money away) can never out-Cuntify the Gorgon, he must therefore be a strong candidate for UK CotY.
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